Thursday, May 03, 2007
I'm Engaged
I realized that it's almost been a month already(Easter Vigil) and I hadn't mentioned this. So in the efforts of keeping The Fiance happy, I should mention it.
I'll get around to posting the story eventually here. . .
Sunday, November 05, 2006
| What American accent do you have? Your Result: North Central "North Central" is what professional linguists call the Minnesota accent. If you saw "Fargo" you probably didn't think the characters sounded very out of the ordinary. Outsiders probably mistake you for a Canadian a lot. | |
| The Midland | |
| The West | |
| Boston | |
| The Inland North | |
| Philadelphia | |
| The Northeast | |
| The South | |
| What American accent do you have? Take More Quizzes | |
Tuesday, October 31, 2006
Wednesday, October 25, 2006
Oh I'm a wanderer, yeah, I'm a wanderer...
create your own personalized map of the USA.
I think that's everywhere I've been(correct me if I'm wrong).
H/T to The Dork
Sunday, October 22, 2006
Very, very interesting...but stupid!
The new version is just strange. I've had the flu all week and my brain, nerves, and emotions have all been a little bit on edge. I was feeling better today for the most part and was eating again(only light stuff) and now I'm still up because I'm sick again. In the time since I started feeling worse(5-ish hours), and out of 1600 songs, iTunes has played "Jumper" by Third Eye Blind three times, "Sounds of Silence" four times and "Brick" by Ben Folds three times. I'm mildly worried about my computer being preoccupied with playing songs about suicide and abortion. I'm having a really hard time trying to get it to randomly select any of the upbeat music that it normally goes with.
Just a tad odd.
Tuesday, October 03, 2006
Five things
1. Ice cubes
2. Vermonty Python Ice Cream
3. Pizza Rolls
4. Half of a chocolate orange
5. Socks
Five things in my closet
1. Scrapbooking stuff
2. Trauma kit
3. A box of sweaters and other clothes that I don't need just yet
4. Shower caddy
5. The legs to my bed
Five things in my car
I don't have a car up here, so this is kind of moot, but I have a good idea of what might be in the car at home.
1. Jumper cables
2. Lots of bottled water
3. Tool kit
4. A jacket
5. Maps
Five interesting things in my backpack
1. My stress ball
2. Digital sudoku
3. Headphones
4. Sketch pencils
5. A laptop mouse
Tuesday, September 19, 2006
Asparagus Ice Cream
* One bunch asparagus
* 1 cup sugar (to make double sugar syrup)
* 1/2 cup water
* 1/2 cup Amaretto
* 2 eggs (at room temperature)
* 1/2 cup sugar
* 600mL (1 pint) cream
* 200mL (1/2 pint) milk
Method
Dissolve 1 cup of sugar in the water and bring to the boil. Remove the woody part of the asparagus, and chop into small pieces. Add the asparagus. Return to the boil and take off the heat.
Make the custard. Whisk the eggs and sugar together. Gently warm the cream and milk. Add the cream/milk to the eggs while stirring. Strain the custard back into the pot over a gentle heat. Stir until the custard will coat the back of a spoon.
Blend the asparagus and almond liqueur.
Add the asparagus purée to the custard.
Churn as per the instructions on the ice cream machine.
Tuesday, September 12, 2006
It's Getting Worse!
Wednesday, September 06, 2006
I've only seen 50
Supposedly if you've seen over 85 movies, you have no life. There are 163 movies on the list, bold the ones you've seen and italicize the ones you've seen part of.
Rocky Horror Picture Show
Grease
Pirates of the Caribbean
Boondock Saints
Fight Club
Starsky and Hutch
Neverending Story
Blazing Saddles
Airplane!
The Princess Bride
Anchor Man: The Legend of Ron Burgandy
Napoleon Dynamite
Labyrinth
Saw
Saw II
White Noise
White Oleander
Anger Management
50 First Dates
The Princess Diaries
The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement
Scream
Scream 2
Scream 3
Scary Movie
Scary Movie 2
Scary Movie 3
Scary Movie 4
American Pie
American Pie 2
American Wedding
American Pie Band Camp
Harry Potter
Harry Potter 2
Harry Potter 3
Harry Potter 4
Resident Evil I
Resident Evil 2
The Wedding Singer
Little Black Book
The Village
Lilo & Stitch
Finding Nemo
Finding Neverland
Signs
The Grinch
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
White Chicks
Butterfly Effect
13 Going on 30
i Robot
Robots
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
Universal Soldier
Lemony Snicket's: A Series Of Unfortunate Events
Along Came Polly
Deep Impact
Kingpin
Never Been Kissed
Meet The Parents
Meet the Fockers
Eight Crazy Nights
Joe Dirt
King Kong
A Cinderella Story
The Terminal
The Lizzie McGuire Movie
Passport to Paris
Dumb & Dumber
Dumber & Dumberer
Final Destination 1
Final Destination 2
Final Destination 3
Halloween
The Ring
The Ring 2
Surviving X-MAS
Flubber
Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
Practical Magic
Chicago
Ghost Ship
From Hell
Hellboy
Secret Window
I Am Sam..
The Whole Nine Yards
The Day After Tomorrow
Child's Play
Seed of Chucky
Bride of Chucky
Ten Things I Hate About You
Just Married
Gothika
Nightmare on Elm Street
Sixteen Candles
Remember the Titans
Coach Carter
The Grudge
The Mask
Son Of The Mask
Bad Boys 2
Joy Ride
Lucky Number Slevin
Ocean's Eleven
Ocean's Twelve
Identity
Lone Star
Bedazzled
Predator I
Predator II
The Fog
Ice Age
Ice age 2 The Meltdown
Independence Day
Cujo
A Bronx Tale
Darkness Falls
Christine
ET
Children of the Corn
My Boss' Daughter
Maid in Manhattan
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
Frailty
War of the Worlds
Rush Hour
Rush Hour 2
Best Bet
Mr. & Mrs. Smith
She's All That
Calendar Girls
Sideways
Mars Attacks
Event Horizon
Ever After
Forrest Gump
Big Trouble in Little China Town
The Terminator
The Terminator 2
The Terminator 3
X-Men
X Men 2
Spider-Man
Spider-Man 2
Sky High
Jeepers Creepers
Jeepers Creepers 2
Catch Me If You Can
The Others
Freaky Friday
Reign of Fire
Cruel Intentions
Cruel Intentions 2
The Hot Chick
Shrek
Shrek 2
Swimfan
Miracle
Old School
K-Pax
Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
A Walk to Remember
Boogeyman
The 40-year-old-virgin
I'll tag Thursday, Holly, Victor,and Jenny.
Sunday, September 03, 2006
You Are Guinness |
You know beer well, and you'll only drink the best beers in the world. Watered down beers disgust you, as do the people who drink them. When you drink, you tend to become a bit of a know it all - especially about subjects you don't know well. But your friends tolerate your drunken ways, because you introduce them to the best beers around. |
| Your Linguistic Profile: |
| 40% Yankee |
| 35% General American English |
| 15% Dixie |
| 5% Upper Midwestern |
| 0% Midwestern |
Thursday, August 31, 2006
Chili-Lime-Avocado Ice Cream
1 quart ice cream, softened (lime or coconut works best)
2 avocadoes, pitted and peeled
Zest and juice of 2 limes
2 t. sugar
1/2 cup coconut milk
1/2 cup sweetened flake coconut
1 or 2 jalapeno peppers, seeded or not (depending on how much of a kick you’re going for)
While the ice cream is softening up, mince the peppers in the food processor with the lime juice and zest. Process well until the mixture is paste-like. Add the sugar, coconut, and avocadoes, and continue processing until the mixture is well-combined. Spoon the ice cream into a freezable container, and stir in the coconut milk (this will help to soften it up even more). Work in the avocado mixture, stirring until the ice cream turns a lovely shade of avocado green and seems evenly mixed. Freeze for a few hours or up to a week. Serve it to your friends.
Sunday, August 27, 2006
Yet another meme
1. One book that changed your life.
The Five Love Languages
2. One book that you’ve read more than once.
Ivanhoe
3. One book you’d want on a desert island.
The Napoleon of Notting Hill
4. One book that made you laugh.
Much Ado About Nothing, Twelfth Night
5. One book that made you cry.
The Return of the King
6. One book that you wish had been written.
I have no idea.
7. One book that you wish had never been written.
A Tale of Two Cities
8. One book you’re currently reading.
A Modern Guide to Etiquette(which is, ironically, from the 1940s)
9. One book you’ve been meaning to read.
Orthodoxy
And I suppose I shall tag Thursday, Mary Liz, Mattias, and Emily.
Friday, August 18, 2006
Quotation Meme
The Directions:Go here, to the random quotes generator, and look through random quotes until you find five that you think:
a) reflect who you are
OR
b) what you believe.
The Results:
1) "It is impossible to go through life without trust: that is to be imprisoned in the worst cell of all, oneself." ~Graham Greene
2) "Moral excellence comes about as a result of habit. We become just by doing just acts, temperate by doing temperate acts, brave by doing brave acts." ~ Aristotle
3) "There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes." ~Doctor Who
4) "I believe in getting into hot water, it keeps you clean" ~G.K. Chesterton
5) "Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of value." ~ Albert Einstein
Thursday, July 27, 2006
Sorry, but my children bore me to death!
She notes that women who have made raising their children their career look down on her for working, while she raves on and on demeaning their chosen profession and writing about how horrible their lives must be since they are stuck at home with no one but those ever boring children. "...many women have spent years studying and then working so that we would not have to do a job as menial as full-time motherhood." Webster's defines menial as "[something] lacking interest or dignity". While I'm sure that most full time mothers would tell you that it's not always fun to raise children, I'm also fairly sure that most would disagree that it lacks either interest or dignity. Admittedly, your dignity probably does drop a bit, especially when dealing with screaming kids while grocery shopping, but that hasn't seemed to deter any of the mothers that I know from having several kids.
She tries her very best to justify her boredom with her children by saying that her neglect of them will cause them to grow up to be well-adjusted adults because they have learned early on how to take care of themselves. She insists that stay at home parents smother their children and that this causes them to grow to be dependent and narcissistic. While I agree that totally smothering your children is bad for them, I would also say that not spending time with them is equally bad, if not worse for them.
On the plus side, if you ask her, her children have adjusted well and learned to cope with her lack of involvement.
"My children have got used to my disappearing to the gym when they're doing their prep (how boring to learn something you never wanted to learn in the first place).
They know better than to expect me to sit through a cricket match, and they've completely given up on expecting me to spend school holidays taking them to museums or enjoying the latest cinema block-buster alongside them. (I spent two hours texting friends throughout a screening of Pirates Of The Caribbean the other day)."
"They stopped asking me to take them to the park (how tedious) years ago. But now when I try to entertain them and say: 'Why don't we get out the Monopoly board?' they simply look at me woefully and sigh: 'Don't bother, Mum, you'll just get bored.'How right they are."
Thursday, May 18, 2006
Have Yourself a Merry Shih Tzu Christmas
A lovely product from our friends at The Danbury Mint. You have several different breed options. Isn't it just what you've been needing?
Sunday, April 09, 2006
I'm Free! I'm Free!
Wednesday, April 05, 2006
Something
It's production week for us theatre people out here, that means weird hours and the bizarre form of silliness which comes with the obligatory messed up sleep schedule. I'm the assistant stage manager and prop master for our production and, despite the random bits of stress, am enjoying it greatly. This semester's production is My Fair Lady, which means that we're at the end of those few months out of every two years that the theatre and music people put aside whatever differences they might have and try to put on a worthy show.
Since this production requires an orchestra and our theatre on campus isn't built to accommodate that we're using a historic theatre in town. I'm really enjoying using a real theatre with it's amazing lighting, 30-fly stage and cushioned wood floor.
Considering we're opening on Thursday night, I think it's coming along quite nicely. We had our first dress rehearsal last night and everything ran smoothly; there we're no prop problems and everyone hit their cues spot-on.
I may, however, be forced to offer our timpanist as a sacrifice to the theatre gods. In the middle of one of the musical numbers that he wasn't playing for last evening a timpani roll occurred. Not because he read his music wrong and jumped the gun or any such excusable mishap such as that. No, he and one of the other percussionists were tossing m&ms to each other and he missed catching one and it landed on the timpani. Suffice to say, the conductor wasn't all that happy with him.
Friday, March 31, 2006
Sweet!
Saturday, March 25, 2006
Another One of Those Music Things
Instructions: Go to your music player of choice and put it on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud, and press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question. NO CHEATING.
How does the world see you?
Surfin' USA- The Beach Boys
Will I have a happy life?
Aqua Boogie(A Pyschoalphadiscobetabioaquadooloop)-Parliament
What do my friends really think of me?
Laura-Flogging Molly
What do people secretly think of me?
Tequila-Brian Setzer Orchestra
How can I make myself happy?
When I See You Smile-Bad English
What should I do with my life?
The Scientist-Coldplay
Will I ever have children?
The Shadow Proves The Sunshine-Switchfoot
What is some good advice for me?
Slide-Goo Goo Dolls
How will I be remembered?
Get Your Hands Off My Woman-The Darkness
What is my signature dancing song?
Devil's Dance Floor-Flogging Molly
What do I think my current theme song is?
In The Mood-Glenn Miller Orchestra
What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
Never You Mind-Semisonic
What song will play at my funeral?
Down to My Last-Alter Bridge
What type of men/women do you like?
Take Me As I Am-Tonic
What is my day going to be like?
Iris-Goo Goo Dolls/You Wanted More-Tonic (It tried to play Iris first, there was something wrong with the file tag.)
Wednesday, March 15, 2006
Data. Your friends will always be there to look
out for you when you're unaware of certain
things, but keep in mind, you're going to
outlive all of them ;)
Which Star Trek Character Are You?
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The Liberal Baby Bust
"Meanwhile, single-child families are prone to extinction. A single child replaces one of his or her parents, but not both. Consequently, a segment of society in which single-child families are the norm will decline in population by at least 50% per generation and quite quickly disappear. In the USA, the 17.4% of baby boomer women who had one child account for a mere 9.2% of kids produced by their generation. But among children of the baby boom, nearly a quarter descend from the mere 10% of baby boomer women who had four or more kids."
Full text here.
(Thanks to Mom.)
Tuesday, March 14, 2006
Happy Pi Day!
3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923
078164062862089986280348253421170679821480865132823066470938446095
505822317253594081284811174502841027019385211055596446229489549303
819644288109756659334461284756482337867831652712019091456485669234
603486104543266482133936072602491412737245870066063155881748815209
209628292540917153643678925903600113305305488204665213841469519415
11609...
Or maybe that's just me...
Saturday, March 11, 2006
More Food
Anise Cookie Baskets with Riesling Ice Cream and Fresh Fruit
Ice Cream
1 1/2 cups cream
1/2 cup half and half
2/3 cup sugar
4 large egg yolks
1 cup late harvest Riesling wine
Cookies
1/4 cup sugar
3 tablespoons unsalted butter, room temperature
2 tablespoons powdered sugar
1 teaspoon finely chopped aniseed
1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract
1/4 teaspoon grated orange peel
3 tablespoons egg whites
1/4 cup all purpose flour
1 1-pint basket strawberries, stemmed, quartered
1 cup small pineapple wedges
1 kiwi fruit, peeled, cut into wedges
Fresh mint leaves
For ice cream:
Bring 1/2 cup cream and 1/2 cup half and half to simmer in heavy medium saucepan. Whisk sugar and yolks in medium bowl to blend. Whisk in hot cream mixture. Return mixture to saucepan; stir over medium-low heat until custard thickens and leaves path on back of spoon when finger is drawn across, about 4 minutes, do not boil. Strain into bowl. Mix in wine and 1 cup cream. Chill custard until cold.
Process custard in ice cream maker according to manufacturer's instructions. Transfer to covered container (ice cream will be soft) and freeze. (Can be prepared 1 week ahead.)
For cookies:
Preheat oven to 325°F. Lightly butter and flour heavy large nonstick baking sheet. Whisk first 6 ingredients in medium bowl. Whisk in egg whites and flour.
Drop slightly rounded tablespoon of batter onto center of half of prepared baking sheet. Drop another slightly rounded tablespoon of batter onto center of second half of prepared baking sheet. Using back of spoon, spread each mound of batter to 6-inch round. Bake cookies until brown on edges (centers will be slightly pale), about 8 minutes.
Working quickly and using metal spatula, lift 1 cookie off sheet. Immediately turn cookie over onto inverted custard cup. Gently flatten cookie on cup bottom; crimp sides of cookie. Repeat with second cookie. Remove cookies from cups. Rinse baking sheet under cold water; wipe sheet dry. Repeat process with remaining batter, first rinsing and drying, then buttering and flouring baking sheet between batches. (Cookies can be prepared 3 days ahead. Store in airtight container at room temperature.)
Place cookie baskets on plates. Fill each with 3 small scoops of ice cream.
Top with fruit and mint leaves.Thursday, March 09, 2006
Something Slightly More Normal Than Last Time
1 1/2 cups cream
1/2 cup half and half
2/3 cup sugar
4 large egg yolks
1 cup late harvest Riesling wine
Bring 1/2 cup cream and 1/2 cup half and half to simmer in heavy medium saucepan. Whisk sugar and yolks in medium bowl to blend. Whisk in hot cream mixture. Return mixture to saucepan; stir over medium-low heat until custard thickens and leaves path on back of spoon when finger is drawn across, about 4 minutes, do not boil. Strain into bowl. Mix in wine and 1 cup cream. Chill custard until cold. Process custard in ice cream maker according to manufacturer's instructions. Transfer to covered container (ice cream will be soft) and freeze.
Wednesday, March 08, 2006
Prune and Caraway Ice Cream
2 tablespoons caraway seeds, toasted
3/4 lb dried pitted prunes (dried plums; 2 cups)
1 cup vodka (8 fl oz)
1 1/2 cups sugar
8 large egg yolks
2 teaspoons vanilla
Bring half-and-half with caraway seeds just to a boil in a 3-quart heavy saucepan, then remove from heat and let steep, uncovered, 30 minutes.
While caraway seeds steep, simmer prunes, vodka, and 1/2 cup sugar in a 1-quart heavy saucepan, partially covered, until prunes are tender, about 15 minutes. Cool slightly, then purée mixture in a blender, scraping down sides occasionally (use caution when blending hot liquids), until smooth.
Whisk together yolks and remaining cup sugar in a bowl, then add half-and-half (do not strain) in a stream, whisking. Pour custard into 3-quart saucepan and cook over moderately low heat, stirring with a wooden spoon, until it registers 170°F on thermometer, about 8 minutes. Immediately pour custard through a fine-mesh sieve into a metal bowl and whisk in prune purée and vanilla. Chill, stirring occasionally, 30 minutes.
Freeze custard in ice cream maker (in batches if necessary), then transfer to an airtight container and put in freezer to harden, about 12 hours.
Wednesday, February 22, 2006
I Know What I'm Watching Tomorrow
PBS is running a series of Monty Python's Personal Best. There will be six episodes, one for each cast member. They begin airing tonight with Eric Idle and Graham Chapman, at 8:00 pm CST.
Wednesday, February 15, 2006
Monday, February 06, 2006
| You Are an Espresso |
At your best, you are: straight shooting, ambitious, and energetic At your worst, you are: anxious and high strung You drink coffee when: anytime you're not sleeping Your caffeine addiction level: high |
I really don't think I'm ever anxious and high strung; I might be twitchy at times maybe...
Sunday, January 29, 2006
Saturday, January 21, 2006
The June 2006 Conference Lineup
The Eighth-Annual Minnesota Catholic Home Education Conference and Curriculum Fair
The conference will be held on June 2-3 and this year's theme will be "The Ministry of Education". We'll have a great set of speakers including Kimberly Hahn, the amazing Dr. Ted Sri and a host of others. There will also be the usual fieldhouse full of vendors (the used book sellers are the best!). And best of all, you'll get to see me there!
The 25th annual G.K. Chesterton Conference
Themed "The Best of All Impossible Worlds", it will be held June 15-17. Their lineup of speakers includes Carl Olson and Joseph Pierce, and shall have talks such as "Chesterton and Dickens" and "Chesterton and CSI". Registration begins in April, I plan on attending this year.
Thursday, January 19, 2006
Wednesday, January 18, 2006
So Much For a Simple Project
On the plus side one of the salvage yards in town is pretty sure they have all of the parts I need to fix it all up again.
Monday, January 16, 2006
You scored as Chemistry. You should be a Chemistry major! As if that isnt clear enough, you are deeply passionate about Chemistry, and every single chemical reaction and concept fascinates you. Pursue that!
What is your Perfect Major? (PLEASE RATE ME!!<3) created with QuizFarm.com |
Saturday, January 14, 2006
Just a Little Weekend Project
Yeah. So one of my freshmen hit a deer the other night on her way back to campus. She was of course going 55 mph when she hit it and it took her a couple hundred yards to realize that she'd hit something(older car, no airbags and such). Being as I'm apparently the only person around here who knows anything about cars(thanks Dad!), I get first shot at working on it.
Sunday, December 25, 2005
Thursday, December 15, 2005
Dashboard Confessional
And here's another one.
Wednesday, December 14, 2005
Throw the Cow Over the Fence Some Hay
"the 44-year-old was told she was possessed by a young woman who read her palm at a Christmas market."
I didn't know that young women could possess people.
Tuesday, December 06, 2005
A Musical Game
Step 2: Write down the first line from the first 30 songs that play or close to it.
Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what song the lines come from. (Title and Composer/Artist)
Step 4: Cross out the songs when someone guesses correctly
NO GOOGLING FOR ANSWERS!!! <----Punishable by DEATH
1. Feelin' down n' dirty, feelin' kinda mean.
2. Love is tragic.
3. Feels like you made a mistake.
4. Hey Jack, I know what you're thinkin'.
5. She never mentions the word addiction.
6. The power of love is a curious thing.
7. I need an alarm system in my house.
8. Any way you want it.
9. I don't want to be the crutch.
10. All around my hat I will wear the green willow.
11. We come from the land of ice and snow.
12. She got out of town.
13. She rolls the window down.
14. Watch your words.
15. Enid we never really knew each other anyway.
16. Desperate for changing
17. There's a man going around in this town selling lies.
18. Well I want you to notice.
19. I'll wait for you 'til I turn blue.
20. It ain't no joke I'd like to buy the world a toke.
21. Well our straw just broke.
22. In the afterlife.
23. You know that feeling you get?
24. My Maria, don't you know I've come a long, long way?
25. I'm just a gigolo
26. Flew in from Miami Beach BOAC.
27. Hey, hey, mama, said the way you move.
28. Baby, do you understand me now?
29. Saturday morning alone and barely feeling.
30. And when you wanted me, I came to you.
Number 28 is off of a soundtrack, it's not the original artist, so you don't have to guess the artist. I suppose I shall tag any, and all of the Whappsters, Victor, Holly, Jenny, and Mattias.
There is one on here that, if anyone but Matt gets, I will be truly amazed.
From the Sober Sophomore
Monday, December 05, 2005
Senior Citizen Ice Cream
1 cup pitted prunes -- (about 6 ounces) | |
Preparation | |
| In a saucepan combine the prunes and 1/3 cup water and simmer the mixture for 5 to 7 minutes, or until almost all of the liquid is evaporated. Remove the pan from the heat, add the Armagnac, and let the prunes macerate for 3 hours. Drain the prunes in a sieve set over a bowl, reserving the liquid, and chop them coarse. In a bowl whisk together the sugar, the cornstarch, the yolks, and a pinch of salt, add the milk, scalded, in a stream, whisking constantly with a wooden spoon. Boil the custard, stirring constantly, for 2 minutes, add the vanilla and the chocolate, and whisk the mixture until the chocolate is melted. Transfer the custard mixture to a metal bowl set in a larger bowl of ice and cold water and let it cool, stirring. Stir in the cream and the prunes with the reserved liquid and freeze according to the manufacturer's instructions. Makes about 1 1/2 quarts. |
Saturday, December 03, 2005
It was actually a dead tie between him and Neo
You scored as Batman, the Dark Knight. As the Dark Knight of Gotham, Batman is a vigilante who deals out his own brand of justice to the criminals and corrupt of the city. He follows his own code and is often misunderstood. He has few friends or allies, but finds comfort in his cause.
Which Action Hero Would You be? v. 2.0
(Hat tip to Fr. Jim)
Wednesday, November 30, 2005
Goodnight Moon - The Politically Correct Version
"It is potentially a harmful message to very young kids," (Kate) Jackson (editor in chief of HarperCollins Children's Books) said, "and it doesn't need to be there."
In the great green room there was ...
A cordless telephone
And a red balloon, non-helium and securely tethered out of toddler reach
And a picture of the cow jumping over the moon, with a warning label never to try this with cattle or indeed any animals without parental supervision
And there were three little bears, roaming freely in their native habitat, secure in their endangered-species status
And two little neutered kittens
And a pair of mittens, purchased from a Cambodian collective
And a little toyhouse with all potential choking hazards fastened in place by six-inch bolts
And a young and humanely captured mouse
Goodnight room, which is more than many Burkina Faso children have
Goodnight moon and all moon-related goddesses
Goodnight solar-powered clocks
And goodnight sustainably manufactured hemp socks
Goodnight synthetic tortoise shell comb and brush
Goodnight anybody who has ever been made to feel like a "nobody" by a rigidly patriarchal society
Goodnight organic whole-grain GMO-free oatmeal mush
And goodnight to the lady of mature years seeking an environment conducive to thought
Goodnight stars, which remind us that we are not alone in this cosmos and must henceforth redouble our stewardship efforts
Goodnight air, which we have done so much to pollute with our inhuman sport utility vehicles and our Weber grills
Goodnight all noises in the immediate vicinity ...
... with the exception of the white-noise machine, the Haydn concerto loop, and the four-gallon cool-mist humidifier with the evaporative wick filter that was changed only last weekend
Goodnight to anybody whose feelings might have been injured by not being included above.
Written by Louis Bayard, orginally ran in the New York Times on Nov. 17, 2005.
(It took me a while to track down the credit for this piece of work)
(Hat Tip to Dad)
Thursday, November 17, 2005
Dead Man Walking
Saturday, October 29, 2005
Glad I'm Not One of Bob Geldof's Daughters
I do suppose though that my friend Matt thought that Pesitlence, Flatulence and (well I don't recall the third one) were good names for girls. I never have heard any particularily odd guys names, wonder why that is?
Saturday, October 22, 2005
When Theatre Geeks(or Greeks) Dress Up
MetalSmiths
It's been decided that for Halloween, Andy(my most favoritest freshman) and I will be dressing up as Melpomene and Thalia. I even get to go as the happy one!
Tuesday, October 18, 2005
What I've Learned So Far
1. Democritus and the Atomists isn't the name of a rock band -- but it should be.
2. You can actually make decent tasting lactose-free alfredo sauce.
3. The North cafeteria ladies love us more than the South cafeteria ladies do.
4. If you don't have a roommate to make you clean your room, it just doesn't happen.
5. Anyone who would letter space lowercase type would steal sheep.
6. I can read a Michael Crichton book in four hours flat.
7. Constantine makes a good teaching tool -- really it does!
8. I apparently dress like a nerd. (Yeah big suprise there).
9. Our lungs have a surface area equivalent to a tennis court.
10. Pickled okra should not be considered food.
11. HONClBrIF.
12. Tara thinks that I'm the most normal person she's met here -- she obviously doesn't see enough of me.
13. Macs are better than PCs.
14. VO2 max is the maximal amount of energy the body can utilize while exercising. It's measured in mL/kg/min.
15. Facebook is highly addictive.
Wednesday, October 12, 2005
F.Y.I.
Monday, October 10, 2005
Flash Blocker
And if for some odd reason you don't have Firefox, go get it!
Tuesday, October 04, 2005
Since I'm Already Thinking Cold Thoughts
Ingredients:
1 tsp. Unflavored gelatin
1/4 cup Grand Marnier
3 cups Non-fat milk
3 tbls. Non-fat dry milk
1/3 cup Sugar
1 tsp. Grated orange zest
2 Eggs
1 1/2 tsp. Vanilla
3 medium Oranges
Preparation:
Sprinkle gelatin over Grand Marnier. let stand until softened. Combine 2 cups milk, non-fat dry milk, sugar and orange zest in saucepan. Heat to simmer. Add a little hot mixture to egg substitute and return all to pan. Heat and stir until slightly thickened. Stir in gelatin mixture just until dissolved. Stir in remaining milk. Let cool to room temperature. Stir in vanilla. Process in ice cream maker according to manufacturer's directions. To serve, spoon ice cream into orange shells and garnish with orange zest, if desired. For six orange shells cut three medium oranges in half crosswise. Gently juice oranges, being careful not to damage shells. Reserve juice for another use. Scoop any remaining membrane from inner shells. Chill until serving time.
Winter Starts Early Out Here
Friday, September 23, 2005
Chocolate Whiskey Ice Cream
7 Large Egg Yolks
1 c sugar
1 c Heavy Cream
2 c Cold milk
1 Vanilla bean, split
6 oz chocolate chips
1/2 c Jack Daniel's Whiskey
Combine egg yolks and sugar in small bowl until smooth and lemon colored. Place cream, milk and vanilla bean in small saucepan over medium heat and bring to boil. Immediately remove from heat and cool slightly. Remove vanilla bean and add a small amount of cream to the yolks, stirring briskly. Slowly add yolks to remaining cream, stirring constantly. Strain through cheesecloth or a fine sieve. Melt chocolate over hot water in the top half of a double boiler or in the microwave. Stir into cream mixture and strain once more. Stir in whiskey and chill. When well chilled, pour
into an ice cream maker. Makes about 1 1/2 quarts.
Thursday, September 22, 2005
Monday, September 19, 2005
Thursday, September 08, 2005
Tuesday, August 30, 2005
Jameson Ice Cream
Jameson Ice Cream
100 ml (3 1/2 fl oz) Jameson Irish Whiskey
140 ml (1/4 pint) full-fat milk
285 ml (1/2 pint) double cream
6 medium egg yolks
55 g (2oz) clear honey
1. Heat a heavy-bottomed saucepan. Add 75 ml (2 3/4 fl oz) of the whisky and flame to burn off the alcohol. Once the flames have died down, stir in the milk and cream. While this is coming to a boil, whisk the egg yolks and honey together with a standing or handheld mixer until they have doubled in size and become fluffy.
2. Take the milk and cream off the heat and pour half onto the egg yolks. Whisk until combined, then put to one side.
3. Put the remainder of the milk and cream back onto the heat and, when it is boiling, add the egg mixture, turn down the heat and whisk constantly for approximately 1 minute.
4. Pour into a large bowl to lower the mixture's temperature and stir in the last 25 ml (3/4 fl oz) whiskey. Cover and chill.
5. Once thoroughly cool, churn in an ice-cream machine. Alternatively, pour into a freezerproof container, put in the freezer and beat every 20 minutes until set
Best served with Coke as a float, melted into coffee, or plain.
Sunday, August 28, 2005
First Migraine Ever
Monday, August 22, 2005
It's a Girl!
A Nerd in the World of the Technologically Illiterate
While I've noticed this summer that I'm a bit more technologically informed than everyone else that I work with, I hadn't realized how much until this past Thursday. A customer came in wearing the above t-shirt. I got the joke immediately, laughed about it, and told him that I liked his shirt. After he'd left, the rest of my co-workers had to ask me what was so funny about his shirt. Was it that the person who wrote the shirt obviously couldn't count? And why on earth did I like? I just had to tell them that he could count just fine and that their confusion answered their second question for me.
Wednesday, August 10, 2005
Guinness Stout Ice Cream
- 12 ounces Guinness stout
- 2 cups heavy cream
- 2 cups whole milk
- 3/4 cup granulated sugar
- 1 vanilla bean, split in half lengthwise
- 6 egg yolks
Combine the cream, milk, and sugar in a medium, heavy saucepan. Scrape the seeds from the vanilla bean into the pan and add the vanilla bean halves. Bring to a gentle boil over medium heat. Remove from the heat.
Beat the egg yolks in a medium bowl. Whisk 1 cup of the hot cream into the egg yolks. Gradually add the egg mixture in a slow, steady stream, to the hot cream. Cook over medium-low heat, stirring occasionally, until the mixture thickens enough to coat the back of a spoon and reaches 170 degrees F. on an instant-read thermometer, about 5 minutes. Remove from the heat and strain through a fine mesh strainer into a clean container. Cover with plastic wrap, pressing down against the surface to keep a skin from forming. Chill in the refrigerator for 2 hours.
Remove from refrigerator and add the Guinness reduction, whisking until well blended. Pour into the bowl of an ice cream machine and freeze according to the manufacturer's instructions. Transfer to an airtight container and freeze until ready to serve.
Yield: 1 quart
Mind you this recipe came from Emeril, which proves I'm not entirely nuts to think it sounds good, who recommends serving it with a dark chocolate honey sauce. I'm not so sure about that whole ruining Guinness with dark chocolate thing.
Tuesday, August 09, 2005
Monday, August 08, 2005
Just a Few More Shots
Tuesday, August 02, 2005
Tuesday, July 26, 2005
I'm Working on It
**update: I've got one ghost transformed into a liturgical dancer.**
Glass raised to Emily, Holly, and Jenny for all their help with this.
Saturday, July 16, 2005
You Are Incredibly Logical |
(You got 88% of the questions right) Move over Spock - you're the new master of logic You think rationally, clearly, and quickly. A seasoned problem solver, your mind is like a computer! |
Friday, July 08, 2005
Fantastic Four
Rating: PG-13
Well it's no Spiderman but it's still worth seeing.
That being said, it was definitely worth seeing. Without spoiling it entirely I will say that the graphic effects were really well done. It was somewhat lacking in action scenes unfortunately. Unlike Spiderman and X-Men it didn't really have a clear moral message. If you're looking for something to do on a Friday night it's well worth seeing.
And now we know why I never pursued journalism.
Wednesday, July 06, 2005
Tuesday, July 05, 2005
You scored as Anselm. Anselm is the outstanding theologian of the medieval period.He sees man's primary problem as having failed to render unto God what we owe him, so God becomes man in Christ and gives God what he is due. You should read 'Cur Deus Homo?'
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I won tickets to the advanced screening of the Fantastic Four, so hopefully I'll have my review up late on Thursday night.
Monday, July 04, 2005
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Friday, July 01, 2005
O'Connor Retires
Monday, June 27, 2005
Thursday, June 23, 2005
Keep Your Pants On
Wednesday, June 22, 2005
Tuesday, June 14, 2005
Another Year Older
Tuesday, June 07, 2005
The Mother of All Book Memes
1. The Bible
2. Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain
3. Don Quixote by Miguel de Cervantes
4. The Koran
5. Arabian Nights
6. Tom Sawyer by Mark Twain
7. Gulliver’s Travels by Jonathan Swift
8. Canterbury Tales by Geoffrey Chaucer
9. Scarlet Letter by Nathaniel Hawthorne
10. Leaves of Grass by Walt Whitman
11. The Prince by Niccolo Machiavelli
12. Uncle Tom’s Cabin by Harriet Beecher Stowe
13. Diary of a Young Girl by Anne Frank
14. Madame Bovary by Gustave Flaubert
15. Oliver Twist by Charles Dickens
16. Les Miserables by Victor Hugo
17. Dracula by Bram Stoker
18. Autobiography by Benjamin Franklin
19. Tom Jones by Henry Fielding
20. Essays by Michel de Montaigne
21. Grapes of Wrath by John Steinbeck
22. History of the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire by Edward Gibbon
23. Tess of the D’Urbervilles by Thomas Hardy
24. Origin of Species by Charles Darwin
25. Ulysses by James Joyce
26. Decameron by Giovanni Boccaccio
27. Animal Farm by George Orwell
28. Nineteen Eighty-Four by George Orwell
29. Candide by Voltaire
30. To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee
31. Analects by Confucius
32. Dubliners by James Joyce
33. Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck
34. Farewell to Arms by Ernest Hemingway
35. Red and the Black by Stendhal
36. Capital by Karl Marx
37. Flowers of Evil by Charles Baudelaire
38. Adventures of Sherlock Holmes by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
39. Lady Chatterley’s Lover by D. H. Lawrence
40. Brave New World by Aldous Huxley
41. Sister Carrie by Theodore Dreiser
42. Gone with the Wind by Margaret Mitchell
43. Jungle by Upton Sinclair
44. All Quiet on the Western Front by Erich Maria Remarque
45. Communist Manifesto by Karl Marx
46. Lord of the Flies by William Golding
47. Diary by Samuel Pepys
48. Sun Also Rises by Ernest Hemingway
49. Jude the Obscure by Thomas Hardy
50. Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury
51. Doctor Zhivago by Boris Pasternak
52. Critique of Pure Reason by Immanuel Kant
53. One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest by Ken Kesey
54. Praise of Folly by Desiderius Erasmus
55. Catch-22 by Joseph Heller
56. Autobiography of Malcolm X by Malcolm X
57. Color Purple by Alice Walker
58. Catcher in the Rye by J. D. Salinger
59. Essay Concerning Human Understanding by John Locke
60. Bluest Eye by Toni Morrison
61. Molly Flanders by Daniel Defoe
62. One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich by Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
63. East of Eden by John Steinbeck
64. Invisible Man by Ralph Ellison
65. I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings by Maya Angelou
66. Confessions by Jean Jacques Rousseau
67. Gargantua and Pantagruel by François Rabelais
68. Leviathan by Thomas Hobbes
69. The Talmud
70. Social Contract by Jean Jacques Rousseau
71. Bridge to Terabithia by Katherine Paterson
72. Women in Love by D. H. Lawrence
73. American Tragedy by Theodore Dreiser
74. Mein Kampf by Adolf Hitler
75. Separate Peace by John Knowles
76. Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath
77. Red Pony by John Steinbeck
78. Popol Vuh
79. Affluent Society by John Kenneth Galbraith
80. Satyricon by Petronius
81. James and the Giant Peach by Roald Dahl
82. Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov
83. Black Boy by Richard Wright
84. Spirit of the Laws by Charles de Secondat Baron de Montesquieu
85. Slaughterhouse Five by Kurt Vonnegut
86. Julie of the Wolves by Jean Craighead George
87. Metaphysics by Aristotle
88. Little House on the Prairie by Laura Ingalls Wilder
89. Institutes of the Christian Religion by Jean Calvin
90. Steppenwolf by Hermann Hesse
91. Power and the Glory by Graham Greene
92. Sanctuary by William Faulkner
93. As I Lay Dying by William Faulkner
94. Black Like Me by John Howard Griffin
95. Sylvester and the Magic Pebble by William Steig
96. Sorrows of Young Werther by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
97. General Introduction to Psychoanalysis by Sigmund Freud
98. Handmaid’s Tale by Margaret Atwood
99. Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee by Dee Alexander Brown
100. Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess
101. Autobiography of Miss Jane Pittman by Ernest J. Gaines
102. Ãmile by Jean Jacques Rousseau
103. Nana by Ãmile Zola
104. Chocolate War by Robert Cormier
105. Go Tell It on the Mountain by James Baldwin
106. Gulag Archipelago by Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
107. Stranger in a Strange Land by Robert A. Heinlein
108. Day No Pigs Would Die by Robert Peck
109. Ox-Bow Incident by Walter Van Tilburg Clark
110. Flowers for Algernon by Daniel Keyes
From Mike.
Tuesday, May 31, 2005
The Alphabet Game
B is for Booze - Bailey's on the rocks, or in coffee. Otherwise Guinness is also good.
C is for Career - Student, eventually Physical Therapist.
D is for Dad’s name - Tony
E is for Essential items to bring to a party - Camera, much to people's dislike. I have gotten some great blackmail video before.
F is for Favorite song at the moment - "Soul" by Matchbox 20
G is for Goof off thing to do - Swing dancing.
H is for Hometown - Oak Grove, MN since I've lived here most of my life.
I is for Instrument you play - Piano, sort of.
J is for Jam or Jelly you like - Lemon curd.
K is for Kids - None that I know of.
L is for Living arrangement - Home for the summer, dorm the rest of the time.
M is for Mom’s name - Sue.
N is for Names of best friends - Brian, Dan, Jess, Matt, and the list goes on and on...
O is for overnight hospital stays - Only one really early morning, and I was working there not being treated.
P is for Phobias - Biting spiders and falling.
Q is for Quote you like - "The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who, in times of great moral crisis, remain neutral." ~ Dante Aligehri
R is for Relationship that lasted longest - 2 months and two days, assuming we're talking about relationship in the dating sense. Mind you I'm not really that insufferable, it's the just only relationship that ever occured. Well....okay I might be that bad...
S is for Siblings - Sister 1, Sister 2, Sister 3 (who doesn't blog yet), and the lone brother (who also doesn't blog).
T is for Texas, Ever been? - Once
U is for Unique trait - Well I have this strange attraction to veins...
V if for Vegetable you love - Carrots!!!
W is for Worst trait - I'm rather blunt at times.
X - is for XRays you’ve had - None.
Y is for Yummy food you make - Grasshopper Cheesecake
Z is for Zodiac sign - Gemini, a least that's what I've been told.
Sunday, May 29, 2005
Yeah, Yeah, I'm a Slacker...
Friday, April 29, 2005
Thursday, April 28, 2005
Updates
Your Inner European is Irish! |
Sprited and boisterous! You drink everyone under the table. |
Who's Your Inner European?
Finally Finished With Finals!!!
Wednesday, April 27, 2005
Tuesday, April 26, 2005
How U2 and Pope Benedict Intersect
Sunday, April 24, 2005
No Sleep, Lots of Fun
Today I had packing to do, and then my dorm's picnic. Since we hadn't gotten all of the dancing out of our systems last night we cleared a space in my building's cafeteria, set up a couple of laptops and had a much smaller dance, only about 6-9 of us at any given time.
Tomorrow I have mass with the nuns in the morning, brunch with my friends, my RA's last program and we're having a bonfire to burn my roommate's loftbed, the only fate it deserves as it's a deathtrap, and the subsequent water fight.
Five days left!
Tuesday, April 19, 2005
Viva Il Papa!
Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger has been elected as the 265th Pope of the Catholic Church and has taken the name Benedict XVI.
Monday, April 18, 2005
Sunday, April 17, 2005
A Dolphin's Life is Far More Valuable Than a Human's
In case you ever wondered whether our society treats animals better than it does human beings, wonder no more:
You see, "force-feeding" humans via feeding tubes who never legally directed that they be deprived of food and water is a Bad Thing. In some cases, even when written directives are left that allow for "force-feeding," it is a Good Thing to deprive humans of feeding tubes anyway. But what happens if Flipper cannot swallow? Do we do the "humane" thing and deprive him of nutrition? Of course not! Dolphins require much better treatment than what we currently consider to be good enough for humans:
"In early March an estimated 80 rough-toothed dolphins stranded themselves in the shallows off Marathon in the Florida Keys.
"Rescue workers and volunteers worked nonstop to help as many as they could to return to deep water. Some dolphins made it. About two dozen died.
"For 26 that clung to life there was only one chance for survival -- transfer to the Marine Mammal Conservancy rehabilitation facility on Key Largo, farther up the Keys from Marathon.
[...]
"In the pool [where the recuperating dolphins were kept], volunteers hold the dolphins and keep their blowholes out of the water so they can breathe.
"A veterinarian injects the mammals with vitamin E to help with muscle cramping. Unable to eat on their own, they are fitted with a feeding tube to get them the needed nutrition."
And so, roughly around the same period that Terri Schiavo was being dehydrated and starved to death by a Florida state judge's fiat, the great state of Florida was inserting feeding tubes into dolphins.
God have pity on us.
Monday, April 11, 2005
The Sound of McBrien
Sunday, April 10, 2005
I'm free, I'm free!!!
Friday, April 08, 2005
Opening Night
Wednesday, April 06, 2005
Absent
Lord, listen to my prayer:
turn your ear to my appeal.
You are faithful, you are just; give answer.
Do not call your servant to judgment
for no one is just in your sight.
The enemy pursues my soul;
he has crushed my life into the ground;
he has made me dwell in darkness
like the dead, long forgotten.
Therefore my spirit fails;
my heart is numb within me.
I remember the days that are past:
I ponder all your works.
I muse on what your hand has wrought
and to you I stretch out my hands.
Like a parched land my soul thirsts for you.
Lord, make haste and answer;
for my spirit fails within me.
Do not hide your face
lest I become like those in the grave.
In the morning let me know your love
for I put my trust in you.
Make me know the way I should walk:
to you I lift up my soul.
Rescue me, Lord from my enemies;
I have fled to you for refuge.
Teach me to do your will
for you, O Lord, are my God.
Let your good spirit guide me
in ways that are level and smooth.
For your name's sake, Lord, save my life;
in your justice save my soul from distress.
~Psalm 143:1-11







